The Republic of Cute Island is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.113 billion Cute Islandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cute Islandian economy, worth 932 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,086 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute Island's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cute Island is ranked 19,668^th in the world and 10^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.99 law-abiding acts per hour.