The Sovereign Nation of Cutias is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.114 billion Cutisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,736 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 270,537 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the development of self-driving cars has hit an obstacle, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intelligent design.

Cutias is ranked 158,841^st in the world and 2^nd in HUNTERS for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 985.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.