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Most Authoritarian: 2,866thMost Extreme: 3,863rdMost Conservative: 4,671st
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I want to eat sand on the beach with you, mew!
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Outlawed
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Cutie Mew Mew Magic

Population487 million

CurrencyDoki
AnimalCat

The Holy Empire of Cutie Mew Mew Magic is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 487 million Cutie Mew Mew Magicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cutie Mew Mew Magician economy, worth 3.93 trillion Dokis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,078 Dokis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cutie Mew Mew Magic's national animal is the Cat.

Cutie Mew Mew Magic is ranked 219,936th in the world and 5th in Pinevilla for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,866thTop
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Most Extreme: 3,863rdMost Conservative: 4,671stMost Income Equality: 5,927thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,476thTop
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Most Pacifist: 30,292nd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the region

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