The Republic of Cwh403 is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.665 billion Cwh403ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh403ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,939 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, the Cwh403 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh403's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh403 is ranked 9,153^rd in the world and 156^th in Crestwood Heights for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,755.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.