The Republic of Cwh480 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.598 billion Cwh480ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh480ian economy, worth 971 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,530 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,266 per year while the poor average 45,468, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Wandering Cwh480ians are known for their one-track minds, nobody likes bad boys any more, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh480's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh480 is ranked 69,964^th in the world and 324^th in Crestwood Heights for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,109.05 Standard Monetary Units.