The Colony of Cwh556 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 5.561 billion Cwh556ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh556ian economy, worth 900 trillion ngultrums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,946 ngultrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Formula One cars in Cwh556 boast 56 miles per gallon, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh556's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh556 is ranked 275,878^th in the world and 285^th in Crestwood Heights for Safest, scoring 17.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.