The Republic of Cwh636 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.798 billion Cwh636ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh636ian economy, worth 745 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,476 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh636's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh636 is ranked 302,196^th in the world and 306^th in Crestwood Heights for Safest, scoring 14.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.