The Holy Pink Easter Omelet of Cyclone Ranger Alpha is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Random Lord Alpha with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 956 million Rangers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The very strong Windswept economy, worth 65.8 trillion silver bullets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,839 silver bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,264 per year while the poor average 16,553, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Cyclone Ranger Alpha, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and Rangers submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cyclone Ranger Alpha's national animal is the antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cyclone Ranger Alpha is ranked 320,271^st in the world and 16^th in Cyclone Rangers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -9.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.