The Queen's State of Cymru King is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.328 billion Cymru Kingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The powerhouse Cymru Kingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,660 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,111 per year while the poor average 8,995, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, all tariffs have been abolished, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cymru King's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cymru King is ranked 261,614^th in the world and 10^th in Wales for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 kickbacks per hour.