The Dictatorship of Czardania is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.536 billion Czardanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The thriving Czardanian economy, worth 483 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,991 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,447 per year while the poor average 16,749, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Czardania's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Czardania is ranked 110,452^nd in the world and 478^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,958.46 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.