The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Anatol von Below with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.209 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth an astonishing 13,324 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,169 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Slajvekin to enjoy their national art, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechostan is ranked 221,216^th in the world and 3^rd in Absurdistan for Largest Black Market, with 332 billion Standard Monetary Units.