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Largest Welfare Programs: 70thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Mmm... Czech, please
Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Czechostan

Population15.713 billion

CapitalSlajvekin
LeaderPremiér Jadwiga Kypchek

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.713 billion Czechostanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 4,176 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,771 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Slajvekin" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 984th in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 154.77 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 70thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84thMost Advanced Public Transport: 86thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 173rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 216thLargest Governments: 264thMost Developed: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 285thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 290thMost Beautiful Environments: 294thMost Rebellious Youth: 306thMost Pacifist: 306thMost Cultured: 310thLongest Average Lifespans: 313thMost Inclusive: 346thNicest Citizens: 352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 357thHealthiest Citizens: 446thBest Weather: 464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 587thSmartest Citizens: 622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 728thLowest Crime Rates: 984thSafest: 1,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,590thMost Efficient Economies: 1,764thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,852ndNudest: 9,974thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,498thLargest Populations: 11,721stMost Politically Free: 12,029thMost Income Equality: 14,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,450thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, third world countries are rich in "I Love Slajvekin" t-shirts.
  • : Czechostan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, artists are pillars of society.

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