The Republic of Czesk is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.282 billion Czeskians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving Czeskian economy, worth 701 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,491 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,262 per year while the poor average 16,901, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Czesk's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Czesk is ranked 269,378^th in the world and 1^st in Czeska for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 673.89 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.