The Colony of D69 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.58 billion D69ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong D69ian economy, worth 71.6 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,340 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,779 per year while the poor average 4,793, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

The government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, genetic researchers have been expelled, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. D69's national animal is the elephant.

D69 is ranked 51,272^nd in the world and 10^th in APA for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.8 percentage of bribes refused.