The People's Republic of Da Dongya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Gong Yuetong with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.876 billion Dongyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pekin. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dongyanese economy, worth 125 trillion yuan a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,702 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, rumor has it that Premier Gong Yuetong has won three lotteries in a row, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Dongya's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not applicable.

Da Dongya is ranked 76,795^th in the world and 1^st in Great Workers Anti Fascist Revolution for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,331.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.