The Lands of Dacia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.097 billion Dacians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 3,026 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,599 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacia's national animal is the Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dacia is ranked 254,746^th in the world and 11^th in Atlantic for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.