The Fon Queendom of Dahomia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Enagnon Noukpo with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.99 billion Dahomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abomey. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dahomian economy, worth 891 trillion cedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,658 cedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the latest tariff war with Dàguó is a car crash in slow motion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahomia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is West African Vodun.

Dahomia is ranked 21,247^th in the world and 36^th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Black Market, with 146 trillion Standard Monetary Units.