The Kingdom of Dallaz is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Meadow with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.022 billion Dallazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dallazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Hexes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 357,218 Hexes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Parker Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, 90% of active duty DAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown. Dallaz's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meadow.

Dallaz is ranked 5,553^rd in the world and 1^st in Waifu for Rudest Citizens, with 161.64 insults per minute.