The Literally Me of Danny Boy is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Daffy Duck with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.774 billion Danny Boyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midnight. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Danny Boyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion cigars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,106 cigars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Midnight Natural History Museum, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime is totally unknown. Danny Boy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Danny Boy is ranked 94,876^th in the world and 4^th in Top Hat Kingdom for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,939.07 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.