The Republic of Dano is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 9.346 billion Danoans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Danoan economy, worth 201 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,607 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dano's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dano is ranked 178,250^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Darkness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.56 law-abiding acts per hour.