The Constitutional Monarchy of Darthworme is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 244 million Darthwormeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darthwormean economy, worth 15.2 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,469 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darthworme's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Darthworme is ranked 56,074^th in the world and 7^th in Banfield for Smartest Citizens, with 41.63 quips per hour.