The Protectorate of Datan Theigs is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 22.207 billion Datan Theigsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Datan Theigsian economy, worth 409 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,404 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datan Theigs's national animal is the giraffe.

Datan Theigs is ranked 250,127^th in the world and 3^rd in Cidade de Maringa for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 805.21 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.