The Republic of Datin is a small, genial nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Datinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The very strong Datinian economy, worth 2.44 trillion Dats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,672 Dats, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datin's national animal is the dove.

Datin is ranked 46,102^nd in the world and 21^st in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,302.37 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.