The Fansubbing Empire of Dattebayo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.923 billion Dattebayoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AH-Naruto. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Dattebayoan economy, worth 238 trillion ryous a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,288 ryous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to AH-Naruto to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dattebayo's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dattebayo is ranked 331,270^th in the world and 1^st in YBAST for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.