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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,138thHighest Crime Rates: 5,465thNudest: 5,544th
The Ziggy Stardust of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I Think My Spaceship Knows Which Way To Go
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Power
Vice-Delegate
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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David Bowie

Population12.477 billion

CapitalLondon

Currencychange
Animalziggy

The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.477 billion David Bowieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient David Bowiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion changes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,384 changes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, equality looks curiously unequal, and preservative-laden David Bowiean cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. David Bowie's national animal is the ziggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Bowie is ranked 257,259th in the world and 5th in Brooklyn for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,138thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,465thNudest: 5,544thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,657thLargest Black Market: 9,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,926thTop
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Most Devout: 19,111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,645thHighest Economic Output: 20,800thMost Efficient Economies: 21,659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,711thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,077thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,197thMost Cultured: 29,533rdMost Armed: 30,723rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, preservative-laden David Bowiean cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, watching shooting stars is David Bowieans' number two favorite pastime.

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