The Queendom of Dawns is a small, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 36 million Eosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Eosian economy, worth 638 billion eos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 17,726 eos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Horse Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawns's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dawns is ranked 72,219^th in the world and 2^nd in Mount Olympus for Smartest Citizens, with 39.43 quips per hour.