| Population | 6.642 billion |
| Capital | Dáxlam a Alan Proper |
| Leader | Lýderis Bradford John |
| Faith | Dáxlam |
| Currency | Dáxlamic Mark |
| Animal | Rugrat Shark |
The Rural Dáxlamic Protectorate of Daxlam a Alan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6.642 billion Daxlam a Alanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dáxlam a Alan Proper. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Daxlam a Alanian economy, worth 224 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,814 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and Daxlam a Alanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daxlam a Alan's national animal is the Rugrat Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Daxlam a Alan is ranked 272,104th in the world and 263rd in Declansburg for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,656.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Daxlam a Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Daxlam a Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Daxlam a Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, Daxlam a Alanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, Lýderis Bradford John's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Daxlam a Alan, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
