The Dáxlamic Reliquary District of Daxlam a Alan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.85 billion Daxlam a Alanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alán. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Daxlam a Alanian economy, worth 451 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,105 Dáxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Lýderis Bradford John's name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daxlam a Alan's national animal is the Rugrat Shark and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Daxlam a Alan is ranked 313,683^rd in the world and 94^th in Declansburg for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,840.49 Standard Monetary Units.