The Supreme Holy Imperial See of Dazpolia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Holy Supreme Patriarch of Dazpolia with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.875 billion Most Humble and Pious Dazpolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Imperial Patriarchate of Dazpol. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian economy, worth a remarkable 6,026 trillion Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,244 Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Dazpolia" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazpolia's national animal is the Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism.

Dazpolia is ranked 2,349^th in the world and 85^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,095.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.