The Republic of Dazzi Noct is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The devout population of 3.266 billion Dazzi Noctians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The very strong Dazzi Noctian economy, worth 210 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,561 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,359 per year while the poor average 15,899, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", enemy governments seem especially interested in Dazzi Noct's election cycle, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazzi Noct's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Dazzi Noct is ranked 258,999^th in the world and 2^nd in Aincradicus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.