The Democratic Kingdom of Aurumor is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Julius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.026 billion Aurumorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prasinia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurumorian economy, worth 271 trillion Aurireais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,049 Aurireais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!", sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aurumor's national animal is the Golden Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Racism.

Aurumor is ranked 7,197^th in the world and 367^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.