The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.736 billion Sigomethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sigomethian economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,753 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sigometh Dynasty's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

The Sigometh Dynasty is ranked 158,171^st in the world and 6,300^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 305.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.