The Republic of DEC Military is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.451 billion DEC Militaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong DEC Militaryian economy, worth 140 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 40,790 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,899 per year while the poor average 2,557, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DEC Military's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DEC Military is ranked 87,855^th in the world and 1^st in The Floozy Foundation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,478.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.