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Most Armed: 12,854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,039thMost Patriotic: 23,453rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dedede Clone

Population2.599 billion

CurrencyStar Rod
AnimalFire Lion

The Most Serene Republic of Dedede Clone is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.599 billion Dedede Cloneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dedede Clonean economy, worth 273 trillion Star Rods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,237 Star Rods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, and windows in Dedede Clone City don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dedede Clone's national animal is the Fire Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dedede Clone is ranked 60,500th in the world and 1st in Dedede Clone for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,237.68 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
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Most Armed: 12,854thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,039thMost Patriotic: 23,453rdMost Authoritarian: 24,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27,627thHealthiest Citizens: 29,782ndBest Weather: 30,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,520th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dedede Clone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, windows in Dedede Clone City don't have much of a view.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Dedede Clone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Best Weather, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, the nation's skies are now a wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in Dedede Clone, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.

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