The Purchasing Agent of Deliveri is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Delivery Boy Devlin with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.213 billion Deliverians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delivery Pizzastand. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Deliverian economy, worth 94.7 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,787 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Deliverian mussels the biggest in Infrastructure, a major religion has been named as Deliveri's national religion, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deliveri's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Deliveri is ranked 112,758^th in the world and 7^th in Infrastructure for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,957.63 Standard Monetary Units.