The The Altoic dependency of Demeneconlos is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Reasoning with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.562 billion Demeneconlosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Repolita. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Demeneconlosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion demenouses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 229,106 demenouses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, and kids showing an interest in reptiles are given government-funded cobras. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Demeneconlos's national animal is the I forgor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tinism.

Demeneconlos is ranked 6,640^th in the world and 1^st in ALTO for Most Cultured, scoring 137 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.