The United States of Democratic Drabsuo Tria is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 8.37 billion Democratic Drabsuo Trians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Democratic Drabsuo Trian economy, worth 207 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,761 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Drabsuo Tria's national animal is the dolphin.

Democratic Drabsuo Tria is ranked 132,171^st in the world and 2^nd in The Northeast Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.