The United Socialist States of Democratic Hols Cavka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Vikentiy Sokolo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.252 billion Democratic Hols Cavkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavka Tiger. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Hols Cavkan economy, worth 671 trillion Cavkains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,897 Cavkains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Hols Cavka's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Democratic Hols Cavka is ranked 118,689^th in the world and 9^th in Aros Elyium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,549.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.