The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.814 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 857 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 224,816 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Demosoucia is ranked 24,535th in the world and 2nd in The Lunch Table for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,930.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Demosoucia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Demosoucia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
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Demosoucia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
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Demosoucia, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
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Demosoucia, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
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Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Demosoucia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
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Demosoucia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
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Demosoucia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Demosoucia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.

















































