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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,835thLowest Crime Rates: 3,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,419th
The Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Free lunch for all
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Demosoucia

Population3.814 billion

CapitalNouva Lounchtablia

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.814 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 857 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 224,816 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Demosoucia is ranked 24,535th in the world and 2nd in The Lunch Table for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,930.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,835thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,419thMost Developed: 3,586thLargest Governments: 3,875thMost Efficient Economies: 4,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,686thSmartest Citizens: 4,771stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,416thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,624thHealthiest Citizens: 6,840thMost Patriotic: 6,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,128thLargest Retail Industry: 7,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,361stHighest Average Incomes: 8,473rdMost Secular: 9,901stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,258thHighest Food Quality: 10,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,156thMost Cultured: 13,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,416thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,733rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,338thMost Accessible: 20,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,313thMost Authoritarian: 22,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33,160th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.

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