The Kingdom of Denmark is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mette Frederiksen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.332 billion Danes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kobenhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Denmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,093 kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,544 per year while the poor average 30,272, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Danes, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Mette Frederiksen, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denmark's national animal is the sirene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Denmark is ranked 20,476^th in the world and 1^st in Central Eastern Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,192.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.