The Reborn Realm of Deoisti is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Sandman with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.844 billion Deoistans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheepy City. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Deoisté economy, worth 494 trillion knee-socks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,629 knee-socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deoisti's national animal is the femboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orbisianism.

Deoisti is ranked 242,900^th in the world and 52^nd in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.