The Federal Republic of Desinex is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.684 billion Desinexians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desinex City. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Desinexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Sinexes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,965 Sinexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desinex's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Desinex is ranked 30,249^th in the world and 1^st in Derptopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.66 law-abiding acts per hour.