The Kongerige of Det Store Danmark is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Christian VIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.106 billion Danes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,444 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 581,872 per year while the poor average 35,662, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Smart fridges sing the praises of Lutheranism for fear of being iced, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Det Store Danmark's national animal is the Mute Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Det Store Danmark is ranked 316,268^th in the world and 1,025^th in Holmond Holdings for Safest, scoring 7.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.