The Oppressed Peoples of Detarklabritan is a massive, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.136 billion Detarklabritanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Detarklabritanian economy, worth 16.3 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,334 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detarklabritan's national animal is the cow.

Detarklabritan is ranked 109,321^st in the world and 1^st in Eldevaria for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 44.15 Effective Tax Rate.