The Dominion of Deutsche Solidaritat is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.179 billion Deutsche Solidaritatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Deutsche Solidaritatian economy, worth 390 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,704 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutsche Solidaritat's national animal is the Adler.

Deutsche Solidaritat is ranked 258,415^th in the world and 5^th in The Kaiserreich for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.