The Commonwealth of Devil with Nukes 9 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.353 billion Devil with Nukes 9ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Devil with Nukes 9ian economy, worth 188 trillion Nukes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,262 Nukes, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Devil with Nukes 9's national animal is the Radioactive Moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Devil with Nukes 9 is ranked 241,629^th in the world and 27^th in Horsemen of the Apocalypse for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.