
| Population | 11.839 billion |
| Capital | Beagalia |
| Leader | the people |
| Faith | unconditional love |
| Currency | treat |
| Animal | beagle |
The United Peoples of Dexterra is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.839 billion Dexters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beagalia. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dexter economy, worth a remarkable 2,543 trillion treats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,819 treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dexterra's national animal is the beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unconditional love.
Dexterra is ranked 6,063rd in the world and 1st in Dexter for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,323.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dexterra, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in
Dexterra, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Following new legislation in
Dexterra, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in
Dexterra, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
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Dexterra, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
- : Following new legislation in
Dexterra, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
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Dexterra, Dexterra has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
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Dexterra, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
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Dexterra, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in
Dexterra, artists are pillars of society.



























































