The Colony of DG33 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.565 billion DG33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DG33ian economy, worth 399 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,788 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DG33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

DG33 is ranked 117,713^th in the world and 1^st in Die Goldenen for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 132.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.