The Republic of DHeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 26.068 billion DHeerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The powerhouse DHeerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 81,035 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DHeer's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DHeer is ranked 288,163^rd in the world and 11^th in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.