
| Population | 3.35 billion |
| Capital | Manila |
| Leader | Ferdinand Alexander Araneta Marcos III |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Catholic Imperial Bitcoin |
| Animal | Carabao |
The Catholic Nation of Republic of Dhrilippines is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ferdinand Alexander Araneta Marcos III with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.35 billion Catholic Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Catholic Imperial economy, worth 340 trillion Catholic Imperial Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,537 Catholic Imperial Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, Ferdinand Alexander Araneta Marcos III's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dhrilippines's national animal is the Carabao and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Dhrilippines is ranked 168,210th in the world and 100th in Imperium Christianum for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dhrilippines relocated from Dhrilippine Empire to Imperium Christianum.
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Dhrilippines appointed
The Republic of Eurovision Song Contest Asia as Transitional Governor with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Dhrilippine Empire.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, Ferdinand Alexander Araneta Marcos III's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there.
- : Following new legislation in
Dhrilippines, Catholic Imperial tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.


































































