The Bodyguard of Dian Wei is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dian Wei with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.578 billion Dian Weians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuchang. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dian Weian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion chinese coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 91,922 chinese coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, punitive tariffs protect local industry, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown. Dian Wei's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Dian Wei is ranked 60,953^rd in the world and 33^rd in Cao Wei for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,280.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.