The Dominion of Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.289 billion Dictatorsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The very strong Dictatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,963 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,790 per year while the poor average 7,183, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

There are no minimum wage laws. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dictators's national animal is the eagle.

Dictators is ranked 227,332^nd in the world and 12^th in Topid for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.